Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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