Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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