Do vagina's smell?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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