I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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