so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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