try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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