I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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