My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The adults are the big ones right?
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