hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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