U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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