i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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