The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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