who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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