white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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