You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
