It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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