Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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