We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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