Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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