what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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