haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My underwear smells like fireworks.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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