I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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