Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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