Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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