I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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