At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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