How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize