the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
