Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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