but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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