i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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