His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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