I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
