Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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