doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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