she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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