Where is the hickey?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
