I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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