all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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