I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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