it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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