I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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