you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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