hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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