Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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