Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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