Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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