dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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