Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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