I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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