Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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