I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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