I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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