sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You surviving the open bar?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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