I think i sorta joined a cult last night
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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