The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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