Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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