is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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